I spent a lot of effort grinding on the proverbial post, trying to figure out why it took me longer than other guys to figure some things out. I always knew I was lacking something, but I couldn't put my finger on it. It seemed like, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get to the bottom of it. After all these years, I found the thing that was evading me. A foreskin. Yes ladies, you heard me correctly; after many years of pondering the subject of why my penis is different, I finally realized that:
Circumcision Sucks!
Why Circumcision Sucks:
- I never got to feel my foreskin. Think about how much difference those two extra inches of skin could make
- I never got to be the odd guy in the shower room during junior high
- I had to under-go a huge amount of trauma when I was only 1 day old. Can you imagine getting the end of your dick cut off before you even peed? Now that I think about it, maybe this is the rudimentary cause of my childhood trauma...
- I could be even more hung without the assistance of a Swiss Penis Enlarger
Why Circumcision doesn't Suck:
- I can Do It for longer, without all that extra material to get in the way and sensitize me
- I can get down to business quicker
- I don't need to pick out lint balls or pubic hair that snuck in from my undercarriage
- I look normal when I shower